MY PAT ROBERTSON PREDICTION

Okay, we all know that Pat Robertson is nutty as a fruitcake, and maybe even fruity as a nutcake. But there is no way that this evil fucktard is working for Jesus. He’s just a hateful and crazy ol’ geezer who likes to blame everything bad that happens in the world — especially when it happens to other people — on the notion that it’s because someone made God mad, like when he agreed with “Reverend” Jerry Falwell who blamed 9/11 on pagans, abortionists, feminists, homosexual men and women, and the ACLU.

Pat Robertson also likes to call for the destruction of things and the death of people that incur his wrath. He has suggested that “somebody” blow up the State Department Headquarters because it would be “good for the country”. He has endorsed the idea of assassinating Venezuelan President Hugo Ch?vez. Hurricane Katrina happened because of legalized abortion. He’s so pissed at Dover, Pennsylvania, for rejecting Intelligent Design Creationism Lite that he’s probably been staying up late to get in a few extra prayers for the town’s destruction. And now, he’s saying that “Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon’s stroke was divine retribution for the Israeli withdrawal from Gaza”. (Video here)

I’m pretty sure he’s an alien or a demon who cloaks himself in Christianity with the sole (soul?) purpose of leading people away from Christ. I mean, what kind of Christian would suggest any of the outrageous things he’s called for, just in recent years?

Keeping in mind that I think Pat Robertson is about as Christian as the Pope is black, I predict that this year, 2006, something really bad will happen to Pat Robertson. Yeah, he’ll say he’s being tested like Job or something (that is, assuming that the bad thing isn’t death, in which case he won’t be saying much of anything). But I’ll know it was Karma that did him in.

Hey, I have a 50/50 chance of being right.

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