Walking through Satan’s 5 & Dime, I turned a corner just in time to get stalled behind a woman who looked old enough to be Moses’ wife…or at least in her 90s. I couldn’t tell if she was pushing the basket or just using it as a walker, half-shuffling, half-waddling along in geological time.
Then I heard the theme music from The A-Team and it was loud. The old lady stopped in the middle of the aisle, reached into her purse, and pulled out a cellphone, and the music just got louder.
Okay, I thought, and walked away, trying really hard not to bust out laughing.
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ARE YOU SURE?? Oh gah, THAT is hilarious. Are you sure it wasn’t just in your head? You being tuned in to the A-team and all.
I’m sure. I looked around when I heard it to see where it was coming from, but it was definitely that old lady’s cellphone.
Ha! I may have to quote you on that.
Feel free but it’s not mine. I think I got it from Jon Stewart, but I’m not sure. I think it’s funny that when you say it, everyone knows what store you’re talking about.
My guess: her clever grandson (Brian) set up her ring for her knowing it will eventually entertain SOMEONE out there.