Pat Robertson’s Revenge

Yeah, I know that Pat Robertson’s Revenge is when you suffer from explosive diarrhoea after listening to Pat Robertson. It’s a serious demonic spell curse voodoo thingamajig jinx affliction and probably shouldn’t be made light of…but oh well.

As you may have noticed, I seem to be having some trouble with my blog this weekend. It’s been appearing and disappearing all day. I think this message, which I received this morning, explains it all.

I’d like to say to the owner and operator of Numskullery.com: if there is a problem with your hosting provider’s Apache servers, don’t turn to God, you just rejected me, Pat Robertson on your blog. And don’t wonder why He hasn’t helped you when you can’t log-in to your blog’s main menu page, if you find you can’t. I’m not saying you won’t be able to, but if you can’t, just remember, you just made fun of me, Pat Robertson, on your blog. And because that’s the case, don’t ask for His help because he might not be there.

What a jerk. You know that right now he’s praying that I don’t win the Powerball tonight.

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