I get this image of her watching all the celebrities walking the red carpet before the Academy Awards, and thinking, “Theys all must be goin’ tuh Wals-Mart.”
I have a mental picture of this woman and it ain’t purdy.
I mean how dressed down do you think she is when she goes to Dollar Palace? Because I’ve seen some really poor judgment in clothing walking around Sprawl-Mart.
Wow. One wonders just how klassy this woman is dressing when she goes to Wal-Mart.
Personally? I wouldn’t feel the need to dress up to go to Wal-Mart, unless it was to differentiate myself from all the “regulars” as if to say, “I don’t normally shop here, but I needed some batteries, a ball of twine, a pack o’panties, and a gallon of milk, and Wal-Mart was my only option…I’m just passing through on my way to Some Sophisticated Convention.”
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I didn’t know Satan’s Five and Dime had such a strict dress code.
I get this image of her watching all the celebrities walking the red carpet before the Academy Awards, and thinking, “Theys all must be goin’ tuh Wals-Mart.”
I have a mental picture of this woman and it ain’t purdy.
I mean how dressed down do you think she is when she goes to Dollar Palace? Because I’ve seen some really poor judgment in clothing walking around Sprawl-Mart.
Wow. One wonders just how klassy this woman is dressing when she goes to Wal-Mart.
Personally? I wouldn’t feel the need to dress up to go to Wal-Mart, unless it was to differentiate myself from all the “regulars” as if to say, “I don’t normally shop here, but I needed some batteries, a ball of twine, a pack o’panties, and a gallon of milk, and Wal-Mart was my only option…I’m just passing through on my way to Some Sophisticated Convention.”
I’m guessing flowery muu-muu and flip flops with thinning whitish hair brushed back sticky over her pink head. That’s my mental image of this woman.
I must have laughed my ass off for a good 2 minutes! thank you for the giggle.