From my inbox:
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down
the road when she sees a big bad wolf
crouched down behind a log.“My, what big eyes you have, Mr.Wolf.”
The wolf jumps up and runs away.
Further down the road, Little Red Riding Hood
sees the wolf again and this time he is
crouched behind a bush.“My, what big ears you have, Mr. Wolf.”
Again, the wolf jumps up and runs away.
About two miles down the road, Little Red Riding
Hood sees the wolf again and this time he is
crouched down behind a rock.“My, what big teeth you have Mr. Wolf.”
With that the wolf jumps up and screams,
“Will you knock it off, I’m trying to take a shit!”
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YOU ARE ONE SICK PUPPY.
Har har har. That was a good one!
Funny.
Too bad I can never share these jokes with my Drawing and Perspective class. The teacher comes in every week and asks if anyone has a joke they’d like to share. All the funny jokes I can think of are kind of dirty. :p