Every year, adults go crazy getting toys for their kids. Just watch. After Thanksgiving, we’ll start hearing reports about adults pushing, shoving, trampling, wrestling, and maybe even stabbing someone over a masturbating Elmo or whatnot. Isn’t this, after all, what Christmas is really about?
There’s no need for all the holiday-induced violence, people. Your brat won’t really care about the masturbating Elmo, anyway. Chances are he or she would rather play with the box the masturbating Elmo came in. (Can you say that?)
However, if you’re looking for some pint-sized kudos from your little crap factories, you’ll get them any of the following gifts this Christmas:
- Farting Robot
- Cybernetic Penguin
- Zombie Nativity Scene
- Easy Bake Dutch Oven
- Magic of Pantomime Playset with Bullhorn
- Tobin’s Spirit Guide – Pop-up Edition
- Darth Vader Tea Set
- Tom Clancy’s Ballroom Dancing for Xbox 360
- Barbie Bling Bling Time Machine
- Remote-Controlled Viola
I hope this list alleviates some of your holiday shopping worries.
Good hunting.
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I actually bought you the Darth Vader Tea Set. The tea pot makes Darth Vader wheezey noises when the tea is ready.
Great gift items! I want the zombie nativity myself.