Comments on: Lame Crazy Stupid People At Halloween

By: Tiffany PinkDog

Tiffany PinkDog — Wed, 07 Nov 2007 19:48:37 +0000

Oh, wow…

If I was a kid that got that note in my bucket, it would just make me feel cheated.

By: janell

janell — Wed, 07 Nov 2007 00:55:52 +0000

Wish I had thought to staple notes to candy; something like “Stephen Colbert for president!”

By: ninjanun

ninjanun — Sat, 03 Nov 2007 04:39:57 +0000

Everyone knows Jesus was a democrat, that’s why he rode in on a donkey, instead of an elephant. Or a weasel for that matter (isn’t that what the libertarian mascot is?)

Those crispy “how-to-avoid-burning-in-hell” comics have their own website, by the guy who draws them, at http://www.chick.com. They’re called “Chick Tracks,” b/c they guy’s name is Jack Chick. And yes, they are incredibly lame and batshit xian fundy (he has one track about how the Catholic church is really controlled by Satan).

By: Ken

Ken — Fri, 02 Nov 2007 05:10:15 +0000

I’m sure Jesus would appreciate Ron Paul’s Libertarian sensibilities and Twizzler’s chewy goodness.

By: Chris

Chris — Fri, 02 Nov 2007 04:27:47 +0000

Maybe he’d hand out “Vote for Ron Paul” cards stapled to a Twizzler.

By: Jen Tucker

Jen Tucker — Fri, 02 Nov 2007 02:32:51 +0000

What Would Jesus Hand Out? Or WWJHO. I bet it wouldn’t be dumb notes or lame comics. Maybe wine, fish and bread. Or maybe he could make one tootsie roll last all night by some sort of miracle. That’d be cool. I wonder how many he could feed with just one tootsie roll…..

By: Ken

Ken — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 05:29:15 +0000

Are they saying Jesus is made of candy?