March 1, 2005
A Grāpple (pronounced Grape-L) “Looks Like An Apple. Tastes Like A Grape.” I saw these things at Target and said, “Eww! What the — ? Why would you — ? Huh? But how do they — ?” Then, I shrugged and said, “One package of Grāpples, please.” Actually, the Grāpple smells like an apple that’s [...]
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February 8, 2005
It’s that time of year again, Mardi Gras (which is French for “Show us your boobs!“), when Cindy and I long for New Orleans. It’s not that we have a desire to be in New Orleans for the Mardi Gras festivities, beause we don’t. It’s too crowded for us right now. But, obviously, today reminds [...]
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