Holidays

Five Fotos Friday: Growing Up Star Wars Edition

May 15, 2009

I’ve been meaning to post some pictures to the Growing Up Star Wars Flickr Group for a while now, so this as good a time as any to start going through the boxes and boxes of completely disorganized photos and see what else I can find to embarrass myself with each week. Washington Irving Elementary [...]

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Lame Crazy Stupid People At Halloween

October 31, 2007

So, I was talking to my friend Chris (Traci’s husband) while he was standing at the door, handing out candy, and he was telling me that tonight he had seen two weird things in kids’ Halloween candy sacks. The first thing he noticed was that some lame jackass had given out those stupid Jesus-crispy how-to-avoid-burning-in-Hell [...]

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Who ya gonna call…for a good time?

October 28, 2007

This is the best Ghostbuster costume I’ve seen. The line “He slimed me” conjures up a whole new scene for me now. [Buycostumes.com Product Page]

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Halloween In The ‘Hood ’07

October 28, 2007

It’s been a while since our neighbors across the street have put up any of those awful inflatable seasonal yard things that Cindy’s mentioned. For Halloween this year, they put out a giant inflatable castle-themed archway for their front door, and a big inflatable jack-o-latern for the lawn. They were up for a week before [...]

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Star Wars Easter Eggs

April 23, 2007

Yeah, I know Easter has long since passed, but I never got around to posting this, so here it is now. How cool are those? Okay, I mean “cool” in the dorky sense of the word. You know what I mean.

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Fat Tuesday on Ash Wednesday

February 21, 2007

Yesterday was Mardi Gras and we were planning on having our yearly meal of Everything Jambalaya, but one of our friends was busy working on a grant, which was due today at 5 PM, so we decided to have it a day late. (Should we call today Fat Ash Wednesday? Or does that just sound [...]

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Hiatus ’06

December 31, 2006

Well, I haven’t been blogging much, but I promise to get back here more often in 2007. In the meantime, I just wanted to let you all know that I’ll be taking the rest of 2006 off. Have a Happy Nude New Year!…………………Nude Year!

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Nativity Story — Now with 38% More Action

December 22, 2006

Cindy: Uh, what are you doing with the Three Wise Men? Me: I’m re-imagining The Nativity Story to make it more action-y.

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You Know, For Kids!

November 20, 2006

Every year, adults go crazy getting toys for their kids. Just watch. After Thanksgiving, we’ll start hearing reports about adults pushing, shoving, trampling, wrestling, and maybe even stabbing someone over a masturbating Elmo or whatnot. Isn’t this, after all, what Christmas is really about? There’s no need for all the holiday-induced violence, people. Your brat [...]

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Mardi Gras/Fat Tuesday

February 28, 2006

It’s “Show us your boobs!” Day, or as some people call it, Mardi Gras or Fat Tuesday. As usual, Cindy and I will be making some Everything Jambalaya, which is just so damn yummy. And don’t forget about the BourboCam. It’s just occurred to me that this is the last day of February and I [...]

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