Idiocy

Abraca-pocus

May 5, 2011

You’re happy to believe in something that’s invisible, but if it’s staring you in the face—”Nope! Can’t see it.” There’s a scientific explanation for that. You’re thick. – The Doctor Cindy and I have lived in Kansas City for a couple of months now, but we just realized last weekend that Missouri is the Show-Me [...]

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Fool Mettle Alchemist

June 23, 2009

I was reading Seth Godin’s blog last week and he had posted this video: Here’s what he said about it: My favorite part happens just before the first minute mark. That’s when guy #3 joins the group. Before him, it was just a crazy dancing guy and then maybe one other crazy guy. But it’s [...]

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Water

February 25, 2009

I had to go to Sam’s to pick up some kind of hyper-super eye drops that I’m supposed to use the day before my Lasik. I was a little thirsty and had twenty minutes to kill, so I went to the food area. This is what happened after I sat down with my drink: A [...]

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Lame Crazy Stupid People At Halloween

October 31, 2007

So, I was talking to my friend Chris (Traci’s husband) while he was standing at the door, handing out candy, and he was telling me that tonight he had seen two weird things in kids’ Halloween candy sacks. The first thing he noticed was that some lame jackass had given out those stupid Jesus-crispy how-to-avoid-burning-in-Hell [...]

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Chickens In Charge

September 20, 2006

Looking at the news this morning, we found this puzzling image from a story on Thanhnien News Online. The caption says it’s a picture of “Policemen”, but I’m not sure. It could be Hungarian Prime Minister Ferenc Gyurcsany or the “Soviet monument”. Either way, it’s usually a bad idea to put a chicken in charge [...]

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Instant Karma

June 19, 2006

Instant karmas gonna get you Gonna knock you right on the head in the face From the Inbox: For all those people who believe you get what you deserve in life… A couple of kids are driving down a residential street when the kid in the back seat tries to knock some kid off his [...]

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The Cum Gun

June 2, 2006

When Cindy and I first saw the commercial for Hasbro’s new Super Soaker Oozinator, we were shocked, stunned, and stupefied. Over at Dorkeriffic, another blog I contribute to, Potatobiker’s post has reminded me about the new “toy”. (So, you can consider this a sort of double posting, I guess.) From Dorkeriffic: As the kids say, [...]

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Oklhoma State Election Board Am S-M-R-T

January 18, 2006

Nice. You know, it’s not like this mistake was buried somewhere in a block of text where an easy glance might not catch it. It’s right there on the front in big bold blocky letters where you can’t help but notice it. And yet, no one did. But the important thing to remember is to [...]

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Simpsons Reality Check

December 8, 2005

We have Simpsons checks. We’ve had them for years, and it’s not uncommon for a cashier to says “I like your checks”. But what happened at Sam’s was a new experience: CASHIER: Oh, I really like your checks. ME: Thanks. (I continue writing the check out, and then hand it to the cashier) CASHIER: (She [...]

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Tickle Me Xbox

November 22, 2005

It’s that time of year. The holiday season is upon us and kicking off the Just How Crazy-Stupid Are People? Contest 2005 is Microsoft with the launch of its new pretty-damn-sweeeet gaming console, the XBox 360, which had nerds waiting for the stroke of midnight last night when the 360 officially went on sale. The [...]

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