Shits & Giggles

Interweb Wednesday: The Return of the Revenge

April 29, 2008

Yes, yes, yes. We all know you’re a much better person than I am. We get it. “‘Charlie Rose’ by Samuel Beckett“ — Ha! Samuel Beckett, indeed. E-Mail From Aunt Accidentally Opened — More all-too-true fake news from The Onion. We laugh because it’s true. We cry because it’s true. Patton Oswalt: Death Bed — [...]

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On Sale at Kohl’s

February 18, 2008

President’s Day sale aren’t what they used to be.

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Tattoos, Anyone?

November 18, 2007

Okay, I don’t have any tattoos, but l know lots of people who do. I’ve thought about getting one, but I’m afraid that whatever I get, I’ll be bored with it soon, and wish I would have gotten some other design instead. So, here’s some questions for you guys: Do you have any tattoos, how [...]

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Interweb Wednesday

September 5, 2007

Now contains 30% more lead-based links to make it shinier. Intel Video Ad Directed by Christopher Guest — Hilariously brilliant! I mean, if you’re a geek or dork or something, which I’m totally not, so this video sucks. Kevin Smith is NOT the Last Cylon — It’s confirmed. Kevin Smith, who was set/not-quite-set to direct [...]

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Interweb Wednesday

July 25, 2007

I’ve rerouted all power to your browser. “Touchdown Jesus,” or “Drowning Jesus” — Just one more thing open to interpretation. Can’t wait to see how this splits the Church. Or maybe “YMCA Jesus”? (Thanks, Amy!) There Are 12 Kinds of Ads in the World — I always thought there were only two kinds of commercials: [...]

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Interweb Wednesday

July 17, 2007

Check out these links now, before Rupert Murdoch buys up the universe. Giant Homer Simpson Freaks Out English Countryside — Check out Homer playing a game of ring toss. I wonder what he’s aiming for. (Thanks for the link, Robin.) Welcome Back, Potter — Pretty good take on Harry Potter’s later years, but I still [...]

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Interweb Wednesday

July 11, 2007

Now with 30% more porn…and these links. The Simpson Movie website — Check out the “Create Your Simpsons Avatar” feature, which is actually kind of cool. Here’s mine. Transformers — 8 pages of “robot” goodness. I haven’t been able to find many of these at Wal-Mart for some reason. “Emma Watson in 3D” on Posterwire.com [...]

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Interweb Wednesday

July 4, 2007

Hmmm, they have the Internet on computers now. Or so I’ve been told. RiffTrax — Mystery Science Theater 3000′s Michael J. Nelson does his commentary thing for some pretty recent full-length movies. You buy the audio commentary, then get the DVD of the movie, and then play them together, and it’s like MST3K…but without the [...]

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Interweb Wednesday

June 27, 2007

Push, pull, or drag your old computer to these spots on the Interweb. I Used To Believe — A collection of things that adults used to believe when they were kids. It’s pretty funny and cute, because you are reminded about how a child’s mind works…but it’s also kind of scary because you realize that [...]

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Pornosity

June 24, 2007

One of my favorite lines from Scrubs (and there are many) is something Dr. Cox said: “I’m fairly sure if they took all the porn off the internet, there’d only be one website left, and it’d be called “Bring back the porn!” Well, guess what? They might not have taken all the porn off the [...]

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