Shits & Giggles

Pieces Of Eight: Random Personal Information Edition

June 17, 2007

[Tagged by Shelley] Here are the rules to play: Players start with 8 random facts about themselves. Those who are tagged should post these rules and their 8 random facts. Players should tag 8 other people and notify them they have been tagged. Random-osity Ensues I’ve had one or two strands of grey hair since [...]

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What The Kids Are Calling It These Days

March 16, 2007

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Can Banks 2.0

October 16, 2006

Here’s a great idea for reducing litter: Design one of those aluminum can recycling bank things with a cool-looking robot attached to it. People would feed aluminum cans into the robot’s mouth, and then the robot would shit money. That’s right. I said, the robot would shit coins for aluminum cans. If somebody could make [...]

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NaNoWriMo 2006 Registration

October 2, 2006

National Novel Writing Month is next month, but registration is now open, so sign up if you feel inclined. If you’re not familiar with NaNoWriMo, the idea is that you write a 50,000-word (or longer) novel between November 1 and November 30. I failed terribly at it last year. Actually, I guess I did a [...]

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Little Red Riding Hood

May 9, 2006

From my inbox: Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees a big bad wolf crouched down behind a log. “My, what big eyes you have, Mr.Wolf.” The wolf jumps up and runs away. Further down the road, Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again and this time he is [...]

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Sex! Sex! Sex! (Now That I Have Your Attention…)

May 5, 2006

Via Amber Rhea chris – [noun]: A master of sexual gratification ‘How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?’ at QuizUniverse.com cindy – [adjective]: Insatiable to the point of crazy ‘How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?’ at QuizUniverse.com It’s like they’ve been spying on us or something.

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I Have a Cunning Plan

March 7, 2006

It’s been more than 15 years since I had my first memberships with Columbia House and BMG. I joined, got my 12 cassette tapes and 7 CDs for a penny with each membership, bought the minimum number of tapes and CDs, and then quit. (When I was in high school, that’s how most of us [...]

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Fancy

March 6, 2006

Behold, the Dollar Palace!

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Yeah. Uh, Did You Get That Memo?

February 19, 2006

Via Shelley The Movie Of Your Life Is A Cult Classic Quirky, offbeat, and even a little campy – your life appeals to a select few. But if someone’s obsessed with you, look out! Your fans are downright freaky. Your best movie matches: Office Space, Showgirls, The Big Lebowski If Your Life Was a Movie, [...]

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