Shits & Giggles

Penguins Heart Garbage

January 23, 2006

Cindy and I spotted these great masochistic garbage-eating penguins with odd-shaped penis pedals at the Vietnamese Market. I’m not sure what to make of them, but they make me smile. For bigger pictures (including ones of the odd-shaped penis pedal), click here.

Share
Read the full article →

Hey Baby, Wanna Kill All Humans?

January 17, 2006

Via Shelley

Share
Read the full article →

Satan’s 5 & Dime

January 12, 2006

What’s great about the term “Satan’s 5 & Dime” is that everyone knows what store you’re talking about. So, when Amber read it in this entry and said she might have to quote me on it, I had to admit that it wasn’t mine. As I told her, I think I got it from Jon [...]

Share
Read the full article →

SHE LOVES HERSELF SOME GEORGE PEPPARD

January 10, 2006

Walking through Satan’s 5 & Dime, I turned a corner just in time to get stalled behind a woman who looked old enough to be Moses’ wife…or at least in her 90s. I couldn’t tell if she was pushing the basket or just using it as a walker, half-shuffling, half-waddling along in geological time. Then [...]

Share
Read the full article →

MISCHIEF IS FUN

January 9, 2006

How can you resist Hetemeel’s Dynamic Image Generator? You just can’t, that’s how!

Share
Read the full article →

CHUCK NORRIS FACTS

January 6, 2006

This list of Chuck Norris Facts is too good to not pass along. Some of my favorites: Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based [...]

Share
Read the full article →

MY PAT ROBERTSON PREDICTION

January 5, 2006

Okay, we all know that Pat Robertson is nutty as a fruitcake, and maybe even fruity as a nutcake. But there is no way that this evil fucktard is working for Jesus. He’s just a hateful and crazy ol’ geezer who likes to blame everything bad that happens in the world — especially when it [...]

Share
Read the full article →

Grass Fire Theory

January 4, 2006

You know the grass fires we’ve been having here are a big deal when the local (and cable) news starts treating them with the same level of extensive coverage as they would a tornado. There are basically two things working against fighting these wildfires: 1) it’s extremely windy, and 2) it’s extremely dry. So, my [...]

Share
Read the full article →

Rowhouse ‘Hood

December 18, 2005

Found a little quiz via Being Amber Rhea. The results of the quiz that said I should live in a Rowhouse ‘Hood. * * * You scored 20 out of 40 on urban-rural and 29 out of 40 land intensity. People know you as: The Bohemian Gentrifier Quote: “That crack house just needed a little [...]

Share
Read the full article →

I Want an iPod Invisa

November 30, 2005

If you missed Saturday Night Live this past weekend, you probably don’t know about the latest and greatest iPod to hit the market. But don’t worry. You can go here and download the announcement. And just in time for Christmas. Of course, it’s already obsolete.

Share
Read the full article →